I am FREAKING OUT!!
So I’m house/dog sitting for a family while they’re away. They have a Westie. He barks a lot and is very assertive, but when he’s calm, he’s good. Just a few minutes ago he was sitting with me on the couch when all of the sudden his tail stood straight up and he started growling at the wall? Then he jumps off the couch and starts barking at the wall and then the lights went out and he won’t stop barking???
I called my friend (who’s related to the family) and she said the last house sitter won’t come back here, so that’s why they called me.
I’m forreal about to leave!!

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